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good-dog-girls:This is me! I, uh, don’t do pictures like this too often, but this one fits your blog! Thanks for all the lewd pics you share, Imma go blush now <~< this is not actually me? This is a submission from another blog, and something
thornprince: slaveoftheflesh: vinerva: Sometimes I feel like Mozart is the only composer with any sense of LIFE and HOW TO USE IT. MOZART YOU LIL SHIT SEE THIS IS WHY MOZART IS MY FAVOURITE
This is not PP (or you) & I, but it could & should be.
carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel: yubiwamonogatari: And, well, isn’t that kinda the whole point?For Hannah & Anique. this actually brought me to tears
nieniekoto: cakeis: [ 5 : 2 3 A M ] o > this is giving me feelings ;__; Aw dear this was supposed to help your feels ヾ(´・ω・`。) Here, have the first 3 frames that cracked me up while making this :D
this-is-porn-story: Why I liked this: her pointed feetWhy I didn’t share it: he looks nothing like my lover, and at the time I liked this, I was irritated that all men were not as beautiful as my Daddy.
Heya everyone. Some of you might’ve noticed that in the top of the blog there’s a new link (that is, if you checked out the blog in the last 45 seconds)! I’ve had a few of you asking me to open up a Patreon- but I felt that wouldn’t be fair since
This post might not be as interesting to you as it is for me. I sorted my pencil case out. Tested some pens. Got rid of quite a few to make space for new. The 4 you see in the second image are the new pens. They share a space together with my 20 new penci
secretshelf: Some aftermath of an evening @erotic-nonfiction spent with me. It was delightful for all! (Please do not remove credits.)
this-is-the-reality-i-wanted replied to your post: SOMEBODY PUSH ME OFF A CLIFF AND TAKE AWAY MY WIFI… Go do your homework!!! You’ll regret if you don’t! Go! Now! You better not still be here! aksdklasjdklas Thank Yuh Aleksandra, I’ll
altonym: Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great
melissafangirl: z0rr: my pup still thinks he’s a pup, when i try to put him down he refuses you have to let me pwt that pup. this is not an option
lilkittenbrat: cutelyuncovered: cutelyuncovereddeactivated: Happy 19th birthday to me 🌸 This is my new account! YOU ARE SO FUCKIN CUTEE OGMOGGM
This Is Not Me
missarrowrunner: 1-delicious-mistake: hellyeahthomassanders: Why… 💻 by Thomas Sanders This? Is? So? Me??????????? Thomas: *inquisitively* I wonder if I have enough money for this.Bank Account: Nope. You barely have enough money to buy food.Thomas:
yoramroth: “Listen: In the future, there is a small, quiet room that is just yours, where you are safe and you are free. In that room your shoulders will finally start to come down from around your ears. Nobody can come into that room unless you let
agenderreid: Someone please be my mom I’ll try and do something nice for mother’s day I just want a maternal figure please take care of me This is not a joke please nurture me I promise I’ll be good.
bri-loves-cats: ramblingsarcasm: king-samanthian: forget-the-maps: Want Calvin and Hobbes: the college years WHAT. Y’know, I scrolled past this and thought to myself, “yeah, this is pretty cute, but I’m not gonna reblog it.” Until I saw
greencarnations: cinematicsymphony: This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be. CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE: do not react. at the most,
nevaehtyler: So um, let me get it straight - it is absolutely fine for white people to dress up as Native Americans, Egyptians, Geishas or do Black face for Halloween, but Santa can’t be Black? No, this is not how it works. “But Real Santa is white!”
taiyari: Would anyone be interested in buying one? Since this is not for profit I can only make more if I am able to sell some first, so if you want one please send me an ask or an email at taiyari (at) icloud.com If enough people want one, then I can
c3po-no: quachwatch: justjustinbeingjustin: NO THIS IS NOT OKAY Wow. Everything hurts. Fuck you
eyebots: This is not your daughter. Do you understand?
cestdanielle: it-all-started-with-amouse: agenthiccupofarendelle: katsahobbit: illuminati-hottie: yourhippielove: Fox sleeping in a graveyard. Makes me wonder about reincarnation this is seriously so beautiful he misses her NO DONT YOU DARE
colinmorgasms: this is not supposed to be funny but it was funny to me
superwholockfeels: obssessedwithsherlock: Sherlock forgets that sometimes John isn’t alive Lestrade-Because John Watson is gone, Sherlock. Remember we found him dead in his flat the morning you came back?Shot himself
I feel alone and alien in my being this is not me…. Bring me back please because this version is broken.
zerosuit: teamnowalls: tenacityarrow: quantum-dragon: nabyss: geek-ramblings: Please tell me this means we are going to get a Deadpool style marketing campaign for this. Me too. i thought this was a joke because it obviously looks photoshopped but
orahater: Jinx from League of Legends (Max. level of waifu) This is not a wip, I’m not gonna continue it XD Just the sketch Social media plss
despurrate: heartclap-deactivated20160609: .un-kept promisesprompt 06: valentine’s day for rivamikaweekwordcount: 1400author’s note: this is really not what i wanted to do at all, and i’m really sad because i wanted to write something romantic
xxkeminxx: publicrabbit: zenami: SometimesYou try so hard to take care of everyone elseThat you forget to take care of yourself Hey looks it’s me Oh, hey…my representive. Yeup, this is me
wtfshiroko: wtfshiroko: I was almost at a loss for words I was so upset when I saw this just now… I don’t normally cut in like this but… this time I wasn’t just gonna not say anything Okay so guess what. I went to vent about this to one
tchaikovskaya: tchaikovskaya: im extremely nosy but i dont have loose lips and thats the best combination tbh im not here to spread rumors or hurt anyone im only in it for the knowledge of everyone’s business i wont tell anybody but i NEED to possess
this is not me. i repeat this is not me.
genicecream: that-darn-hyena: skully-pens: cosmicremix: tordles: thingsthatsuckass: marcovicci: ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought. and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual
mideater: ‘The Last Lullaby’ Its 4 am here. And i dont know what im doing right now.lol pardon with my handwriting , hopefully it doesnt screwed yer eyes. Trust meh this is the last angst I did, next time will be something funny OTL I just wanna
wingsofbadass: I should be studying. I’m not studying. But I’m also not doing anything else because I should be studying. So I’m just kinda scrolling down my dash with a gradually intensifying sense of doom.
itistimetodisappear: doingitforthevine: not gonna lie i just read “start with 2 big spoons of nutella” and hit reblog one of these is not like the others
lastlips: misscherry: beloved-rose: Teen With Epilepsy Has A Seizure When Her Service Dog Is Distracted This article is too important for me to just post a link that you probably won’t click through to read. THIS is why you DO NOT EVER pet service
This is My Design
mrsdevill: this part killed me just a little too much
kokoro4kakashi: sixfootdeep: No light, no light. In your bright blue eyes. Good gawd, this is incredible. I heart it. *crosses fingers that this artist also did Kakashi*
anorto: Me: damn I rly wanna be a model *eats a whole pizza*
zanabism: harry-potter-on-meth:zanabism:bravery is not an option for us. girls HAVE to be brave in order to work the night shift, to take the last bus home, to walk to a friend’s house alone. we do not have the luxury of choosing. Or you could
christmaspigeon:yeah, this is a vague post, but some of you guys on here– I’m not saying any names– but some people are *shifty eyes* real cutie patooties. not saying any names though
starrycove: Don’t act like pidge is not the favorite
lettheladylead: cynical brain: having lena live with violet was an easy way to get her out of the main cast and not have to worry about her throwing off the hdlw standard family dynamicbetter brain: lena has a HOME and a FAMILY and a SISTER and no more
kwindraws: “This Is Not What I Expected” fanart because this movie always makes me feel happy and fuzzy inside and I’ve watched it 4 times this year already 😫😫😫 I listened to the soundtrack on repeat while drawing this 🙃 Loooooooved